尬聊
科技飞速发展，仿佛已经很难想象在手机普及之前，大家都是通过什么方式联系的了。通过写信？传呼机？可能还有其他方式吧。但即使是如今便捷的即时通讯，误解也仍旧会出现。
近日，《深夜秀》的主持人吉米·法伦在推特上邀请人们分享他们最尴尬的短信交流截图，标签是“我的尴尬短信（my awkward text）”。往下滚动，看看他收到的有趣回复吧！
1
A:happy father's day
A：父亲节快乐
B:Who is this?
B：你谁呀？
(我可能是充话费送的吧……)
2
A:I really miss you.I duno how it happened but I really miss what we had.I wish we still had it.Do you think we can get it back?
A：我真的十分想念你。我也不知道我怎么了，但是我真的很怀念我们的曾经。我希望我现在依旧可以拥有它。你觉得我们还能回到过去吗？
B:Oh man I am so sorry to do this but who is this?
B：噢，我很抱歉这么做但是我真的想问这位先生您是？
#对待前任的正确方式#
3
A:From you I expect a very kind and entertaining eulogy about me.I don't intend to go anywhere just yet, but I am curious to hear what you are going to say when the time comes.Your inheritance depends entirely on how much I like it.Hahahahahahaha！If it's good you can send it to your magazines as an essay just for fun.
A：我期待你为我写一篇非常亲切又十分有趣的悼词。我现在还不准备去任何地方，但是我很想听听那时候你会说些什么。你的遗产完全取决于我有多喜欢它。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！如果它很不错的话你可以把它寄给你的杂志社刊登发表，让大家娱乐一下。
B:Oh my god grandma what the hell?
B：噢天呐，外婆，这都是什么鬼？
My grandmother ask me to write her eulogy last year.She is still very much alive.
去年外婆让我写悼词。实际上她今年还活得好好儿的。
4
A:I Smell like beeeef
A:我闻起来像牛牛牛肉
B:Why
B:为啥
B:Wait who is this
B:等等，这谁呀
A:Nvm wrong number
A:额额发错了
A:I don't really smell like beef
A:我闻起来并不像牛肉
（估计收消息的人内心os:这货哪儿冒出来的？）
5
A:Is it blind?
A：小猫是瞎了么？
B:Are u cooking it?
B:您打算把它煮了？
A:No newborn and yes
A:没瞎。我确实准备把它煮了。
(妈妈好残忍……)
6
A:Oh,that's awesome! Glad that's going rather smoothy for you.
A：哦,太棒了!很高兴你进展顺利。
B:So, I definitely miss you.
B:所以，我真的很想你。
A：Uh oh.how do if respond to this?!?
A：啊哦，这让我咋回？
A：Oh my god…I meant to send that to Angela!
A：哦上帝…我本来要发给安吉拉的！
A：Oh my gosh,Andrew.Please don't make this difficult.
A：噢,我的天哪,安德鲁。请不要让我为难。
(哦，这确实很尬!)
7
A:We're here starting
A:我们在这里开始吧
B:When you get back to our room,can you just double check if there's a little black person on my bed??
B:当你回到我们的房间时，请你反复确认一下我的床上有没有一个小黑人儿？？
A:What
A:啥
B:OMG
B:艾玛
B:OMG I meant purse
B:我天，我说的是钱包
(不解释还以为出轨了haha)
8
A:I forgot to look are you picking me up?
A:我没注意，你来接我了吗？
B:No,I told you I work dayshift today.I took you to school.&@# take the bus home.
B:没有，我告诉过你我今天上白班。我把你送去学校，balabala(你自己)坐公交回家。
B:Wow,that is not what I said.I
B:哇，那不是我说的。我…
B:Damn voice text!!!!
B:该死的语音信息！!!！
A:ok geez no need for the foul language
A:好吧。别讲脏话。
Before my daughter had her car, I would take her to school and/or pick her up based on my work schedule.Sometimes it's best to type the text yourself rather than using the voice text feature.That's not at all what I said to my 15 year old.
在我女儿有车之前，我会根据我的工作安排送她上学或接她。有时候，最好是自己打字，而不是使用语音文本功能。那些可不是我想对我15岁的女儿讲的话。（哈哈，说不定是语音信息暴露了内心真实想法）
9
Dad:1 Audio Message -10:35
爸爸在10：35分的时候发来一条语音。
Dad:I somehow recorded myself unloading the dishwasher?Please disregard!
爸爸：不知道怎么搞得我把清理洗碗机的声音录下来了？请无视！
Look at my phone to find a 10 minute audio message&this from my dad (who just traded in his flip phone for an iphone. )
请看我手机里那条10分钟的语音，是我爸爸发的。（他刚刚把他的翻盖手机换成iphone。）
(这是一个还没搞清怎么用智能手机的爸爸)
10
Idk why but this made me think of you
我也不知道咋回事儿这张图片让我想到了你
I got a new phone+I lost quite a few of my contacts,so I'm not sure who sent this to me…
我有了新手机并且丢失了大量的联系人，但是我也不确定到底是谁发了这么条消息给我…
(大概是某个损友吧)
看了这些尬聊短消息，你们觉得哪个比较有趣呢？或者也分享一下你们收到的有趣短消息吧！
