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　　Kyrie Irving is nowhere closer to getting the vaccine & he’s not gonna play basketball unless he gets traded” ~ @ShamsCharania

　　[–]NBArelicofabygoneage 8949 points 9 hours ago

　　He'll go to the history of basketball as one of the most wasted talents and one of the dumbest talents ever.

　　他将成为篮球史上最浪费天赋的和最愚蠢的球员之一。

　　[–][SAS] Boban MarjanovicCaptObvious420 3074 points 9 hours ago

　　Those most convinced of their own unique and special genius are often the dumbest.

　　马刺球迷：那些觉得自己是独一无二的天才通常就是最愚蠢的。

　　[–]CavaliersstankgreenCRX 1364 points 9 hours ago

　　It’s funny because in his own head he prolly thinks the opposite. He thinks he’s some kind of martyr when he really just looks selfish and dumb as fuck

　　骑士球迷：有趣的是他脑子里可能想的是相反的。他可能觉得自己是个受苦难的人，尤其当他看着既自私又愚蠢的时候。

　　[–]OKC Hornetstjc815 840 points 9 hours ago

　　He really thinks he’s Ali

　　雷霆球迷：他真的觉得自己就是阿里。（注：全名穆罕默德-阿里，美国著名拳王，20世纪60年代中期，越南战争爆发。随着战事的不断升级，阿里也面临着服兵役的问题。而他在媒体上公开发表的反战宣言，则震惊了全美国。）

　　[–]SunsDoodleDeOro 1393 points 8 hours ago

　　Ali: I don’t want to go fight in Vietnam as I have no reason to go to the opposite side of the world and kill those who don’t want to come and kill me.

　　Kyrie: I don’t want to take a few minutes out of my life save other people’s lives because that would mean somebody is telling me what to do and I don’t like that.

　　太阳球迷：阿里：我不想去参加越南的战争因为我没有理由去世界的另一边去杀掉那些不会过来杀我的人。

　　欧文：我不想从我的生命中挤出几分钟去拯救其他人的生命，因为那说明是别人告诉我那样做的，我不喜欢那样。

　　[–]NetsDededelete49 6691 points 9 hours ago

　　I really hope KD and Harden would be ok with trading him by now. I strongly doubt any NYC restrictions are letting up before the league year ends.

　　篮网球迷：我真的希望KD和哈登不介意交易欧文。我严重怀疑赛季结束前纽约的防疫限制都不会放松。

　　[–]KnicksGoldenBoyRecords 2654 points 10 hours ago

　　I think they are but what team is going to trade for Kyrie ?

　　尼克斯球迷：我觉得他们已经无所谓了，但哪个队会愿意接受欧文呢？

　　[–][BOS] Jayson TatumYouKnowWhatToDo80085 1168 points 11 hours ago

　　Is Simmons vaxxed?

　　绿军球迷：西蒙斯接种疫苗了吗？

　　[–]Bullsjupiterjaz 1512 points 11 hours ago

　　I think he got vaxxed when he joined the team for practices, but not 100% sure.

　　公牛球迷：我想他参加球队训练的时候接种了，但也不是100%确定。

　　[–]junkit33 968 points 11 hours ago

　　I'm sure they would have been ok trading him a month ago. The problem is nobody wants Kyrie.

　　He's crazy, egotistical, unvaccinated, he's caused problems on 3 teams now, has annual health issues, gets paid a max contract, and has both openly talked about retiring early and threatened to retire if he gets traded to a team he doesn't like.

　　So what team is possibly salivating over that steaming pile of poop? The Rockets for Wall maybe?

　　我敢肯定一个月前交易欧文是可以接受的。问题是现在没人想要他。

　　他就是是一个疯子，一个自大且未接种疫苗的家伙，他给三个队伍带来了麻烦，他不仅每年有健康问题，还签了顶薪，还公开谈论自己要提早退役，如果他被交易到他不喜欢的球队，也会选择退役。

　　所以会有哪支球队对欧文这坨便便垂涎三尺呢？可能只有火箭用沃尔换吧？

　　[–]Eccentricc 369 points 11 hours ago

　　Cavs fan here. He may have broke up the Cleveland dynasty but he's only caused trouble for other teams since leaving so low key happy he's gone. We're doing good this season even too

　　我是骑士球迷，他或许打破了骑士的王朝，但自从他离开后，就一直给其他球队制造麻烦，所以他离开我还挺开心的。我们这个赛季甚至表现不俗。

　　[–]76ersSerpico2 3051 points 11 hours ago

　　The Sixers trade for Kyrie, a week later the league passes a vaccine mandate, Kyrie retires.

　　…that’s inevitable, right?

　　76人球迷：76人交易来了欧文，一周后联盟给欧文下达了强制接疫苗令，欧文退役。

　　这必然会发生，对吗？

　　[–][HOU] Kevin Porter JrFew_Mulberry7175 2609 points 12 hours ago

　　But he will play basketball if he gets traded right 👀

　　火箭球迷：如果他被交易走，他还会打球的，对吗？

　　[–]CelticsHypatiaRising 2181 points 11 hours ago

　　I'm so glad this dude isn't our problem anymore lol. People gave us so much shit for his stint with us, but the truth is he is just a tool. Not worth the drama.

　　绿军球迷：真高兴这哥们不在我们队效力了。他在的那段日子里我们一直被喷，但事实证明他就是个工具人。不值得这些戏码。

　　[–]Celticsyungcockandballsboy 1102 points 10 hours ago

　　we called cleveland fans bitter for warning us, brooklyn fans called us bitter for warning them, the cycle shall continue wherever he gets traded

　　绿军球迷：骑士球迷警告我们的时候我们还觉得他们恶毒，我们提醒篮网的时候，篮网球迷觉得我们恶毒，不管他被交易去哪，这个循环会持续下去。

　　[–]Westfatkamp 1348 points 12 hours ago

　　Daily reminder KD left a better point guard who always had his back for this guy

　　日常提醒：KD为了欧文离开了一个一直挺他的更好控卫（库里）。

　　[–][HOU] Kevin Porter JrFew_Mulberry7175 825 points 12 hours ago

　　Bruh I don’t understand why people still say this

　　KD left cause he was tired of being under Steph’s shadow and people saying his legacy and rings don’t count. Yes Kyrie wasn’t the greatest co star but he was never gonna resign in Golden State

　　火箭球迷：兄弟，我不理解为什么还有人这样觉得。

　　KD离开就是因为他不想活在库里的阴影下，人们都说他的成就和戒指都不算数。是的，欧文不是最好的合作型球星，但是KD也永远不会在勇士退役。

　　[–]Mavericksdesirox 1188 points 12 hours ago

　　Nets gotta be able to avoid paying him right? Hes blatantly not performing his contractual duties

　　独行侠球迷：篮网应该不用付他薪水吧？他压根就没有履行合同里的义务。

　　[–][UTA] Donovan MitchellAcesOverPacific 1084 points 12 hours ago

　　They have been fining him for missing games. But no one noticed because everyone only talked about Ben getting fined.

　　爵士球迷：因为欧文缺席比赛，球队一直在罚他款，但是没人注意，因为大家都在谈论西蒙斯被罚款。

　　[–]NetsBigbadbuck 826 points 12 hours ago

　　He’s not getting paid for home games. He is getting paid for away games because he can technically play but the team is forcing him to sit those out

　　篮网球迷：他就主场比赛没有领到薪水。客场的时候他还有钱拿，因为理论上他可以为球队出战，但是球队强迫他不参加这些客场比赛。

　　[–]WarriorsTerminusFox 822 points 12 hours ago

　　He might as well retire. No one wants hmm.

　　He betrayed fucking KD, his supposed “friend”.

　　If I was KD I’d be fucking furious

　　勇士球迷：他可能会退役吧，没有球队想要他。

　　他TM背叛了KD，本该是他的“朋友”。

　　如果我是KD，我会气炸的！

　　[–]KnicksDudeLikeYeah 535 points 12 hours ago

　　I bet KD would have actually joined the Knicks had Kyrie not persuaded him to go to Brooklyn.

　　尼克斯球迷：我敢打赌如果不是欧文怂恿他去篮网的话，他一定会来尼克斯的。

　　[–]Lakersnoetheb 463 points 12 hours ago

　　He would be a god in New York if he had done that.

　　湖人球迷：如果他去了尼克斯，那他就会成为纽约之神。

　　[–]CIark 1327 points 12 hours ago

　　Lakers: ok ok fine add a first and we’ll give you Russ

　　湖人球迷：好吧好吧，加个首轮签，我们就给你们威少。

　　[–]76ersTallStephen 538 points 12 hours ago

　　WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

　　76人球迷：今年是哪一年？

　　[–]Supersonicsbigvahe33 141 points 11 hours ago

　　somewhere between 2009-2012 and 2014-2017. both conditions need to happen, but neither overlap. so apparently we would be in some alternate universe

　　超音速球迷：大概就是2009-2012年和2014-2017年之间，两种情况都需要发生，但不会重叠，所以显然我们会进入另一宇宙里。

　　[–]JazzElFuddLe 367 points 11 hours ago

　　Would the Nets care for one only-slightly-washed (but vaccinated) Russel Westbrook? Reunite KD-Russ and Lebron-Kyrie. Lets wind back the clock

　　爵士球迷：篮网会介意有点过气但是接种过疫苗的威少吗？KD和威少相约篮网，欧文和詹姆斯相约湖人。让时光倒流吧！

　　[–]Not_the_mod 557 points 11 hours ago

　　KD, Russ, AND Harden

　　是雷霆三少重聚。

　　[–]SpursJonA3531 265 points 11 hours ago

　　Just need Ibaka and Jeff Green to complete the Exodia

　　马刺球迷：还需要伊巴卡和杰夫-格林组成艾克佐迪亚。（注：「艾克佐迪亚」由五部件组成，一般情况下并没有特殊能力，但当「被封印者的右足」「被封印者的左足」「被封印者的右腕」「被封印者的左腕」跟「被封印的艾克佐迪亚」同时齐集在手卡时会自动获得胜利。）

　　[–]New Jersey Netsfepeee 192 points 10 hours ago

　　funny how this team still sounds scary to this day