Holiday, my deskmate is not around, I feel very sad, as if my own pig lost the same.
I thought courtesy was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
Homework: during the holidays, you don't care about me. I make you cry at the beginning of school.
My cockroach is sick. I give him cockroach medicine and hope he gets better soon.
I swear, if I stay up late, my best friends are pigs.
It's OK to scold me, but if you want to fight, you have to ask my best friend. After all, she was the one who was beaten.
As long as I'm stupid enough, troubles can't catch up with me.
Hello, I'm Ledduo, so do you want Yakult?
Hello, everyone. I am the largest shareholder of the potential weight loss stocks.
Hello, my name is girlfriend, real name wife, nickname baby, you can call me which name you like.
Now, losing a kilogram of meat is like playing with life, and growing a kilogram of meat is like playing.
There are no banquets in the world, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.
You said I was poor. I laughed, lit a cigarette, and thought about it all night at the door. Who leaked the news.
Don't seat yourself when it comes to being fat, because you may not be able to sit in.
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