Today's practice orders: milk tea on behalf of drinking, take out on behalf of eating, spare money on behalf of spending.
If God can't make me thin, make my friends fat.
Working every year, worrying every year, working overtime every day like a monkey, working overtime without pay, being scolded every day without reason.
Falling in love with an impossible person is like waiting for a boat at a railway station. This sentence sounds like a strange boat doesn't come. In fact, it means that you have to wait at the railway station because someone else's boat doesn't come.
You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up late just because you are ugly.
The wisdom of my head just stretched my face.
It is said that there is a great difference between the South and the north. After personal experience, I found that this is true. For example, in the south, everyone said I was ugly, while in the north, everyone said I was embarrassed.
We all know how ugly you are in reality.
There are gains and losses in life. A friend of mine married a handsome husband, but she lost her troubles.
What cell phone do you use? Do you charge for like? Why don't you praise me?
The friendship between eaters is "what to eat next".
I don't know if money can buy happiness, but I am very happy. Can I sell money?
Women dumped: looks. Man dumped: house, car problem. I was dumped: there was something wrong with that person's brain.
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