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可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!
2020年07月10日 23:49 新浪网 作者 中车网119

  1、以前丑,不好意思发自拍,现在不一样了,现在脸皮厚了。

  I used to be ugly. I'm sorry to take selfies. Now it's different. Now I'm thick skinned.

  2、求你们不要给我群发了,手机一响我就以为我的爱情来了。

  Please don't send me mass messages. I thought my love was coming when my mobile phone rang.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  3、英雄不问出处,恋爱找我速度。

  Heroes don't ask where they come from, love comes to me quickly.

  4、傻瓜,有什么好道歉的呢?我又没有打算原谅你。

  Fool, what do you have to apologize for? I'm not going to forgive you.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  5、我从小就怕黑,小时候学习不好,就是因为不敢看黑板。

  I was afraid of black since I was a child. When I was a child, I didn't learn well because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.

  6、今生最大的遗憾,就是不能亲吻自己可爱的脸。

  The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  7、这辈子最大的幸福,就是难过的时候还可以抱抱自己。

  The biggest happiness in my life is that I can hold myself when I'm sad.

  8、小哥哥,谈恋爱吗?我超甜。

  Little brother, are you in love? I'm super sweet.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  9、生活不仅要吃甜头,还要吃肉。

  Life needs not only sweetness, but also meat.

  10、我还是那么自卑,上街也不敢牵别人的男朋友。

  I'm still so self abased that I dare not hold other people's boyfriends' hands on the street.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  11、别胡说,冰淇淋那么凉,哪来的热量。

  Don't talk nonsense. Ice cream is so cold that it doesn't get the heat.

  12、多发发自拍,万一被看上了,这种事情很难说。

  Take more selfies. It's hard to tell if someone else is interested in it.

  可爱呆萌的憨憨句子,句句有趣,招人喜欢!

  13、贫穷限制了我那么多,为什么没有限制我的体重。

  Poverty limits me so much. Why not limit my weight.

  14减肥没有那么容易,每块肉都有它的脾气。

  It's not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has its temper.

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